No Kidding?

Cyrus Come Here!

When I call my dog Cyrus to come in the house and he is being stuborn, I just tell Zoey his sister to go get him and she runs out to the yard to where he is and chases him back inside. Zoey's a good little herder.

Gastric Bypass (without the surgery) . . .

Appetite Suppressant + Eat Less + Alli + Exercise = Gastric Bypass

Fast Growing Fibroids ?

There is no fixed definition of 'fast-growing' for fibroids. There is also no data to support the concept that a 'fast-growing' fibroid is more likely to be a cancer than any other kind of fibroid. A research project comparing the incidence of sarcoma in fibroids labeled 'fast-growing' and those not so labeled found the same low incidence of sarcoma in both groups. - Robert Worthington-Kirsch, M.D.

WTF

A study conducted by a Swiss university showed that stockbrokers are more reckless and manipulative than diagnosed psychopaths.

Not Very Lucky

The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.

Elephants and the Bees

Elephants are terrified of Bees and actually have a special, distinct vocalization for "Run away the Bees are angry"